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What do you call a dominant woman who has PMS and ESP?
A bitch that knows everything.
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Blonde Story
This lady frequented the same bar every Friday and Saturday night. She always drank Coors beer until she was completely drunk. At some point each night as she became really drunk she would dance on the bar stripping off all her clothes. Then as a finale to the act she would allow every willing patron in the establishment to have sex with her. This became a ritual for about 1 month and to say the least the crowd of eager gentlemen in the establishment increased markedly over the course of the month. Every time this lady got drunk it was on Coors Beer. Well one night she comes into the bar and asks the bartender for a Scotch and Soda. Shocked the bartender couldn't resist asking her why she had stopped drinking Coors. Her reply was; "Every time I wake up the next morning after drinking Coors my pussey hurts like hell."
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Two women happened to be seated next to each other on a plane and struck up an earnest conversation about their respective hometowns.
"Where I'm from," one woman sniveled, "we place all our emphasis on breeding."
Her new companion, unimpressed, smiled, "We think that's a lot of fun, too -- but we do find time for other pursuits."
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