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Bad Pick up Lines |
By Sir Viktor |
* I may not be the best looking dom here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
* What size is your neck-I want to make a collar just for you?
* That's not a paddle in my pants-I'm just pleased to meet yau.
* Let's go back to my place, and break in some paddles.
* What's a nice slut like you doing without a dom like me?
* I just broke up with a sub. I'd like you to replace her.
* You look like a healthy specimen all my other subs keep sending me their medical bills - would you be my sub.
* You look like a nice strong sub would you like to be my new sub. My old one just died and I need a hand carrying her body out of the dungeon
* I took my sub on a trip and forgot where I left her - would you like to be her replacement.
* I like unintelligent subs you're still talking to me would you like to be my sub.
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